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'The only man a girl should ever trust is her dad

I'm sick and tired of bloody b*****s, all I want is a gentleman

I wish my mom would have told me the same thing about guys as she did about horror movies... don't worry, they're all fake.

Men are stupid. And if you would forget that, they will remind you.

The perfect man is like the Lochness Monster... they say he exists but no one's ever seen him!

If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all there?

I think, therefore I am single

Everyone keeps telling me that the right guy will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck